Friday, July 16, 2010

I Just Know.....

Here is part 2 of the epic story!

Last time.....

Emily: I know what you said! But when - who turned the lights on?
Mysterious Voice: Me....
Alison: I think we're in Taco Bell actually!
Emily: Shut Up!

Now.....

Emily: Ahhhh! It's Voldemort!
Alison: Moldywart?
Voldemort: No you daft stupid girl, Al- Voldemort, the greatest wizard!
Alison: *whimpers* You called a little girl something and stupid! How low can you go!
Emily: (to Voldy) She's a little sensitive...
Voldy: Oh....WAIT! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW! UNLESS....YOU WANT TO JOIN ME IN DEFEATING THE WORLD OF GOOD!
Alison: *recovers* Eh I don't feel like joining a club today.....you can just kill us.
Voldy: *raises wand*
Emily: HOLD IT! She meant.....ummm....that we'll be happy to give you our service...*winks at Alison and bows*
Alison: Oh yes...*bows* yes we will.....*winks back*
Voldy: Well you'll need your tattoo...
Alison: Ooo I want a unicorn!
Emily: *Nudges Alison hard*
Alison: Ow!
Voldy: Now give me your arm!
Alison: *gives arm* Remember I want the unicorn!
Voldy: *points wand at the arm* Abra Kadabra!
Emily: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!!?!
Alison: WHERE'S MY UNICORN?!?!?!??!?!
Voldy: Ummm......Hocus Pocus?
Alison: If you wanted more attention why didn't you just say so Alice?
Emily: Alice???!!!!???
Voldy: Hi?
Alison: AHHA!
Voldy/Alice: *takes off mask and looks down ashamed*
Emily: Alice???!!!!???
Alison and Alice: Yes!!!!
Alice and Emily: How did you know?!?!?!
Alison: Well first of all the lisping snake accent was SOOOOO fake, second of all your lack of knowledge of the wizarding world, and third I just know.....*smirks evilly and creepily*
Emily: Ok....So Alice, you just wanted attention?
Alice: Yeah you guys just ignored and interrupted me because I am -
Alison: No magicy!
Alice Yeah...
Emily: Well then, now that we are all squared away, who wants to go to DQ?
Alice: Me!
Alison: *frowns* i wanted that tattoo....
Emily: Later....
Alison: Fine......
Alice: *turns into a bird* bye guys!
Emily: *turns into a bunny* bye!
Alison: *Stares in confusion* WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

Okay... THE END!!!!

hope you liked that little twisty thingy at the end heehee!

-Ali

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